bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity, via edward-scissorhandss)

you’re such a pathetic piece of human. you guys are made for each other. I just hope your kid doesn’t turn out like you :)

and next time you try to tell me I faked my rape, I will come after you.